Top 10 Signs you're probably a homebrewer:

10) You've had to use a mop on the ceiling.

9) Every t-shirt you own is that of a brewpub or microbrewery.

8) You measure beer in gallons.

7) You don't think that 10 gallons of beer is a lot; in fact, you have more than 10 gallons of beer in your home right now.

6) You complain that beer is too cold.*

5) You've stumped the guide on a brewery tour.

4) You've pulled bottles out of other people's recycling bins.

3) A waitress says you're the first one to ever send a beer back.

2) You have a glass that you wash by hand instead of in the dishwasher.

1) Walking across the kitchen floor sounds like Velcro being opened.

* and if you then ask it to be put in the microwave, please seek professional help.